One of those days!!!!!!!!

[Gareth Williams]

Today has been one catastrophe after another, went to make breakfast and cooker on the blink (thank god for combi microwaves), work and school runs went fine, to fine didn't have one close shave whilst driving. Got home went to put the washing on and, yes you guessed it, washing machine on the blink (just flashes waterproof fault at me). Printing a shed load of documents and laser printer has the mother of all paper jams


Argggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

What is next? Answers on a postcard, alternatively post your guess in here, smiley pint for a prize to the person who gets it right 

[Matt 'Spamalot' Cain]

Lose control of your bladder?

Nah. You're not (quite) old enough for that yet mate

 

[Chris Seals]

They say these things come in threes, so hopefully that's your lot.  Could be worse.......Even the new girlfriend that modeled for your Gold last month could have rejected you!! ;-)

[Gareth Williams]

They say these things come in threes, so hopefully that's your lot.  Could be worse.......Even the new girlfriend that modeled for your Gold last month could have rejected you!! ;-)

She watching and tutting Chris, or maybe thats my hard drive failing 

Lose control of your bladder?

Nah. You're not (quite) old enough for that yet mate

 

not noticed the colostomy bags then, must be good at hining them well 

[Gareth Williams]

hining = hiding Doh!!

[Nedine O Brien]

-car could 'blow up'
-computer could 'blow up' a drive could crash, screen could go
-you could get a virus (both you and your computer)
-toilet could block and flood the whole house with pooh
-dishwasher/washing machine could pop a pipe and flood the house
-water main could burst leaving you with out water
-transformer box could short and leave you with out electricity
-pipe to your water tank in the loft could pop and your ceiling collapses and your house floods, the electricity shorts out blows up the computers and stoves and washing machines and dishwashers etc etc

If you give a little longer I'm sure I could come up with further catastrophes 

[Sharon Mallinson]

personally, I would take the hint - make a cup of tea-  go back to bed with a load of newspapers ......and wait for "uncompromising Pluto" to move from your horoscope to someone elses!!

[Colin Jones]

  Please can you logout the forum...Just in case 

[The Landlord]

Please can you logout the forum...Just in case 

 

[Gareth Williams]

Please can you logout the forum...Just in case 

NO  does that mean i get booted, cos i cant remeber my password lol 

[Gareth Williams]

Almost forgot I had the dentist this afternoon too, but turned that to my advantage and booked both the dentist and his assistant for portrait shoots 

[Michael Martin]

Almost forgot I had the dentist this afternoon too, but turned that to my advantage and booked both the dentist and his assistant for portrait shoots 

As they say, every cloud has a silver lining.